Cougar Captions: My Eyes Edition

by wheatie_87 on May 13, 2011 5:01 AM PDT

Let's go basketball again but this time we'll go a little old school since I just think this photo is pretty awesome. If anybody doesn't recognize this polarizing BYU player, it is Jonathan Tavernari. You know the drill: leave your caption in the comments section and recommend those you like.

My caption and last week's winner after the jump.

Pepperdine player: "This is why I don't shave my head...so people don't mistake me for a bowling ball!"

As for last week:

And the winner is:

"tag your it."
"I called no touch backs!"

"From the end spring new beginnings." - Pliny the Elder

by daedalus17 on May 8, 2011 3:00 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs

Congrats daedalus.

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Welcome to the West Coast Conference!

by NC Ute on May 13, 2011 6:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I don't always gouge peoples eyes out

But when I do, it’s Tavernari.

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by sabbi on May 13, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Sometimes the basketball isn’t the only ball you need to protect.

Born in Provo, raised in Atlanta.

Announcer: "Josh Smith for Three!!"
Crowd: "NOOOO!!!!"
*airball*

by Harrison0Yfan on May 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions

“Thia is how we protect our children. How do you do it in Provo?”

"From the end spring new beginnings." - Pliny the Elder

by daedalus17 on May 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Typo: This

"From the end spring new beginnings." - Pliny the Elder

by daedalus17 on May 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

“Let the force guide you”

"From the end spring new beginnings." - Pliny the Elder

by daedalus17 on May 13, 2011 10:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

“Did I mention that I sell guide dogs?”

"From the end spring new beginnings." - Pliny the Elder

by daedalus17 on May 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

The aftermath of this could not have been pretty.. but at least he couldn’t see it.

Born in Provo, raised in Atlanta.

Announcer: "Josh Smith for Three!!"
Crowd: "NOOOO!!!!"
*airball*

by Harrison0Yfan on May 14, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions

bo lee ja ha doh

by Kreper on May 15, 2011 8:35 AM PDT reply actions

maybe this will stop him from shooting

by amiles2233 on May 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

I know I got to Pepperdine on a right-handed basketball scholarship, but I am a Southpaw bowler at heart and it’s time to prove it!

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." - John Adams

by Coug Eastwood on May 16, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions

Tavernari: “No hay Mormon aqui” (JT speaking Spanish instead of his native Portuguese, for some unexplainable reason)
Pepperdine player (not realizing JT isn’t LDS): “If it’s a no-eyed Mormon you want, it’s a no-eyed Mormon you’re gonna get!”

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." - John Adams

by Coug Eastwood on May 16, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs