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PRESS RELEASE: A Statement from MakJae9





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Bronco Mendenhall is in love with grit and toughness; especially at the quarterback position. Sadly, we know very little about the other, larger aspects of his quarterback this year and, in fact, he has spent many press conferences and statements to the media to make sure it stays that way. I am very honored to have gotten Bronco Mendenhall to release his long-form birth certificate bench Riley Nelson in the 2nd half of the Boise State game. This was something that neither Cosmo the cougar nor Brandon Doman were able to get him to do despite the fact there was ample evidence to do it (nobody knows why he didn’t do it earlier). Many BYU fans have serious questions--- questions that shouldn’t be part of the BYU head football coach dialogue. Over the course of this last year, millions tens of people have contacted me via social media pages on the internetz (twitter.com/MakJae9) seeking my assistance to have this extremely important issue settled once and for all. While they may have thought and concern, they feel they lack the ability to get this done. Essentially, a large portion of no BYU fans are asking me to serve as their spokesperson.

It is for this reason that I have deal for Bronco --- a deal that I believe he cannot refuse. If Bronco Mendenhall agrees to give all of his tape, records, and proof that Riley Nelson is indeed a real quarterback, I will give to "Cars for Kidneys" a senine, seon, shum, and a limnah of gold. This reckoning of gold will be given immediately after he releases the proof so stated, or causes the proof to be released. If he chooses to do this, he will be doing a great service not only to charity, but also a great service to all the concerned BYU fans across the country and indeed, himself.

If he releases this proof it will end the question, and indeed the anger, of many BYU fans who are wondering if Riley Nelson is actually a quarterback. Their Head Coach will become transparent like other Head Coaches. So all he has to do to collect the aforementioned reckoning of gold for "Cars for Kidneys," is get his proof (video, testimony, evidence) that Riley Nelson is a real quarterback. When he does this to my satisfaction, and if it’s complete, the reckoning of gold will be delivered immediately. A lot of people will be very, very happy to see this happen.

Frankly, it’s a reckoning of gold that I very much want to give. I absolutely would be the most happy of all if I did, in fact, make this contribution through Coach Mendenhall to "Cars for Kidneys." One caveat--- the proof must be give before kickoff in Atlanta on Saturday.

So, Coach Mendenhall, not only will I be happy, and totally satisfied, but BYU nation will be happy and "Cars for Kidneys" will be very, very happy. Thank you, Coach Mendenhall!

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