What a great day. I just wanted to take a moment to give special remembrance on this July 4th:
16 years ago, President Thomas J. Whitmore and our great nation led the world in maintaining freedom and existence for all humankind. Bless Steven Hiller, David Levinson, and especially this guy, Russell Casse, for keeping us free:
Take that, alien a-holes.
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day. (Please don't start any fires).