We've heard for weeks in game previews about how embarrassed Texas has been that BYU made the Longhorns a punchline. They let a white guy with a knee brace lead an attack that produced the most rushing yards the school has ever allowed in over 100 years.
This exclusive, never-before-seen photo captured an unaired moment of the 2013 contest in Provo. TV cameras weren't quite back from commercial when this touchdown was scored:
(Okay, it's been passed around the Internet a bit, so you may have seen it.)
Taysom Hill heard Texas was preparing extra hard to stop him from running for 7,362 yards this week, so he put in some extra work.
. @zbloxham @BeautYdUde Ride them 'Horns!! pic.twitter.com/zjSXWkWdGD— Thrill (@_Thrill_) August 30, 2014
Okay, the next picture is actually 100% real. We know because a real journalist took it. If you've wondered why starting freshman center Tejan Koroma had people talking about how strong he was before he ever played a down of Division I football:
BYU freshman center Tejan Koroma at Wednesday's media session. Welcome to the gun show. pic.twitter.com/AKuZdCCGI9— Darnell Dickson (@DarnellWrites) September 3, 2014
If you're not familiar with @boneyfuller, he seems to be intent on issuing a yearbook for each BYU opponent. Here are my favorites from his #TexasYearbook and other Longhorn blasts:
. @NickRozay23: Voted Most Likely to Have to Introduce Himself When He Meets Other Texas Players. #TexasYearbook #BYU pic.twitter.com/jyi0yAO1uK— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 2, 2014
Lawrence Welk's band or The University of Texas Marching Band? The answer might surprise you. #BYU #UT #BeatTexas pic.twitter.com/7WRkrkORKh— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 3, 2014
Andrew Beck: Voted Most Likely to Drive an Orange Charger and Climb out the Window #TexasYearbook #BYU @LonghornHumor pic.twitter.com/HYpFuOKBcF— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 3, 2014
. @NickRozay23: Voted Most Likely to Eat Go-Gurts for Breakfast. #TexasYearbook #BYU #BEATtexas pic.twitter.com/xm7lIjBI07— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 2, 2014
BYU. But don't beat yourselves up too much, guys. Memory loss is a common symptom of PTSD. http://t.co/0zVl76toT5 RT @LonghornHumor BY who?— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 3, 2014
Jarom Jordan with an excellent use of the GIF:
BYU OC Robert Anae game-planning to play Texas again be like... http://t.co/xhzbsWbYUn— Jarom Jordan (@jaromjordan) September 4, 2014
And a collection of photos wouldn't be complete without a set that encapsulated last year's beatdown.
(All the following photos, credit: George Frey/AP Photo)